Metroid: Other M Review

Hey look, a spaceship
I hope there are no metroids
That would just be weird

Boring monologue
Galactic Federation
Can't use my weapons

Super missile door
Why can I not blow you up?
... I'm not authorized

Taking heat damage
Oh, hi Adam, no I'm fine
Wait, you're serious?

More daddy issues
Okay, okay, we get it
Samus is a girl

Frustrating gameplay
Horrible storytelling
Wait, this is Metroid?

By the way, Hard Mode
Is the 100%
Completion bonus.