Thursday, September 23, 2010

Metroid: Other M Review




Hey look, a spaceship
I hope there are no metroids
That would just be weird

Boring monologue
Galactic Federation
Can't use my weapons

Super missile door
Why can I not blow you up?
... I'm not authorized

Taking heat damage
Oh, hi Adam, no I'm fine
Wait, you're serious?

More daddy issues
Okay, okay, we get it
Samus is a girl

Frustrating gameplay
Horrible storytelling
Wait, this is Metroid?

By the way, Hard Mode
Is the 100%
Completion bonus.



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